Shoutout Video

Just a quick shout out to all my internet homies. Yeah boyee this video is off tha hook! Wicked tight!! Straight up wicked tight off the hook def bomb track. That is what I am talking about.

I love how Monkey's head gets lost in the Strong Bad cap. He starts moving his arms around to get out of it but instead looks like he's "Ah yeah!"-ing to the music.

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P.S. I am taking offers for someone to pay me handsomely to make an idiot of myself. Highest bid wins. Seriously. I could be the spokesperson for your company! Nothing sells product quite like a handsome man making the peoples laugh. Sure you can be clever but when your commercial makes dinner-time milk shoot out of the noses of your customers you know who they will remember. It's American - like voting and taxes.

Place your bids now.

John-Boat is another year older

Ok, John Lanier is like the coolest guy I know. Everybody that meets him thinks so. Well, today is his birthday so I thought I'd write him a song. And then I made a video of the song. That's how these things are done.

Happy birthday John-Boat, we miss you.

Lyrics(sing-a-long!):

John Lanier
Today is your birthday
John Lanier
Today you're another year, older

And its so nice to know
That you're still here,
even though you're in Semo Missouri

John Lanier
We miss you buddy oh yes we do
but it's still your birthday, happy birthday, oh yeah
Today you must be like 85 years old or something
I don't know maybe you're 25 or 26 or 27

John Lanier
Your Birthday is, here John Lanier
(We're so proud of you guy way to go!)
You made it through another year
John Lanier.

I think you're pretty cool man
I think you're probably the coolest guy I ever known, yeah
So why you in Missouri right now?
That makes me not as cool as you

I know Semo Missouri is a place but it's not on a map
Cuz' there's no place called Semo in real life
It's something you made up.

Monkey Monkey Monkey!

Ok, everyone says that I am obsessed with my cat Khalil, aka Monkey. That's crazy talk. Here's Monkey wearing a little sweathirt-hoodie I made for him. There's even holes for his ears and front legs!! What a studly little stud.