Sunday, September 11, 2011

Oh Duckface, You're Still Here?

Ok, the duckface. You know what I'm talking about right? The face that almost everyone seems to make when they take a "self-shot" in their bathroom mirror or when snapped by the paparazzi while out on the town with the cast of Jersey Shore.

I think the idea is to attempt a devil-may-care posture, leading us to believe that you are either a model or just want to appear shallow.

It might be working...

Especially when there are 7 million other pictures of you on Facenbook that look exactly the same.

Now, I don't think that ALL duckface pictures are evil. But when ALL of your pictures are duckface we must conclude that... A) your face is stuck that way... or, B) you can't remember how to smile.

Just pick a new face to make. Because, seriously, the one you keep making looks ridiculous.

Oh, and finger-stache, I'm coming after you next...

Here's a suggested alternative: Shovelface. This one comes courtesy of Claire Danes, who looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel when she cries.

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