Ok, so, many of you might think I'm a smart guy. And maybe I am. But unfortunately I really have nothing to show for it (besides my receding hairline which makes my head look bigger thereby giving the illusion that I am smarter - bigger head = bigger brain). Ipso-facto, I am going back to school.
Its indeed strange to be back at school. I was just here! Wait, that was 20 years ago. Wow, am I really that old?
"Its" is a contraction of "it is", which used to be written as "it's" but since the apostrophe "s" also makes the "it" possessive. It is no long appropriate to contract "it is" as "it's" - at least that's what the internet told me
This time around I don't have to worry about being cool (not that I ever was to begin with)
though I will miss hanging out with Grant and Molly and Zane. Well, I get to hang out with my wife which is way better.