Ok, John Lanier is like the coolest guy I know. Everybody that meets him thinks so. Well, today is his birthday so I thought I'd write him a song. And then I made a video of the song. That's how these things are done.
Happy birthday John-Boat, we miss you.
Today is your birthday
Today you're another year, older
And its so nice to know
That you're still here,
even though you're in Semo Missouri
We miss you buddy oh yes we do
but it's still your birthday, happy birthday, oh yeah
Today you must be like 85 years old or something
I don't know maybe you're 25 or 26 or 27
Your Birthday is, here John Lanier
(We're so proud of you guy way to go!)
You made it through another year
I think you're pretty cool man
I think you're probably the coolest guy I ever known, yeah
So why you in Missouri right now?
That makes me not as cool as you
I know Semo Missouri is a place but it's not on a map
Cuz' there's no place called Semo in real life
It's something you made up.